Saturday, January 28, 2012

The recon Marines patrolling out of Khe Sahn Viet Nam, in the summer of 1966, encountered a large snake of the boa constrictor variety. They decided it would make a great pet, so they brought it back to base for a mascot. They cleaned out a fox hole, covered it with wire mesh to keep the snake in, placed sandbags around the hole on the wire to keep the snake contained.

They put up a sign "Beware of the snake!" 
           After a few days, they realized that the snake would have to feed, so they went to the nearby Montaignyard village, and bought two ducks to feed to the snake. The marines lifted the wire, threw the ducks in, expecting to see the snake immediately pounce upon one of the ducks and devour it.  Apparently the snake was not hungry just then so it lay still.  Later that night, after all had turned in, there arose a great ruckus from the snake pit, lots of quacking and thrashing about.  Everybody assumed that the snake had fed.
            The next morning, when they went out to see the well-fed snake, it was dead....the ducks had pecked out its eyes and killed it.
Later that day the marines made a new sign:
BEWARE OF THE DUCKS

Monday, January 23, 2012

After the wounded are dropped off...

We never knew in Viet Nam what happened to the wounded
after we dropped them off at Delta Med.
Here is a movie about the  modern M.A.S.H. equivalents.
Buy it or rent it if you wish.  It may not be available on Net Flicks.
caution:  some bits of this are a bit gory.
The camera man, Eric Daarstad is a friend of mine here in Sandpoint, ID.

http://www.fightingforlifethemovie.com/

on the top of the site, click on TRAILER to see a bit of the film.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

"What's in dem black boxes, anyway?"

Helicopter Charlie came complete with her own "Black Box."
seen here sitting on the trunk-deck of my Honda.

The Army nomenclature for this was "S.A.S' for stability augmentation system.
The Navy/Marines called it "A.S.E." for auto-stabilization equipment.
It was basically an auto pilot; this electronic device would help the helicopter be more stable and dampen out much of the naturally instability  inherent in helicopters.  It made the H-34 a lot easier to fly.


The big box lived up on the transmission deck, beside the rotor brake.  It had MILES of wiring going to/from it to control the helicopter in three axes, pitch, roll and heading.
Only the Navy version had altitude control, used for flying out over endless tracts of ocean
on anti-submarine missions. The Navy pilots would fly out 100 miles from the aircraft carrier, then lower a sonar listening device deep into the water to listen for submarines. So that the pilots would not have to manually hold a hover for hours, they used a doppler system tied into this box; once they got on station about 50 feet above the water, the helicopter would do all the work of hovering itself for hours.  How boring this must have been.  Until they heard a sub, then I bet it got very exciting!
They called this, "Dipping their balls."
In this frontal view you can see four ports for attaching cables, and at least nine adjustment screws for tweaking settings in the electronic setting inside.

Here the cover has been taken off and you can see what is inside.
It has rows of vacuum tubes on either side. and circuits below the tubes.

Looking down into the center from above.
(More about the small empty space later.)

This is the bottom of the black box. Wires and circuits abound.

Each bank of tubes is removable from the side racks, and has its own set of wiring under.  It was Murphy-proof  in that each rack of tubes will fit only on one position around the central box.

The whole thing weighed about 20 pounds.  I'll bet that today it is replaced by one small mother board,
or perhaps even one single micro chip!

about that empty central space in the box:

In the summer of 1969, after getting out of the service, I worked in Alaska for a company (ERA)
 that flew the predecessor to the H-34, the H-19, or S-55.
I was sent to Amchitka Island, nearly at the end of the Aleutian chain on contract for Pan American World Services to work on the underground atomic testing..  On a clear day we could almost see Russia from there. I flew biologists all over the Okinawa-sized island to study the wildlife, both before and after the underground  explosion of the bomb called Millhouse,  after President Nixon, perhaps.
(There is much more to this story, but I will keep focused on the black box for now.)
I had some minor illness while on Amchitka, so I went to our paramedic. As we talked, he asked me, 
 "What makes them helicopter work, anyway?" I replied,
 "It's the black boxes You've heard of black boxes, right?."
"Well yes," he said, "So what's in them black boxes?" I gave it some thought, then I told him.
 "As a helicopter pilot, I have always wondered that myself". I confided to him, "One night, just before I got out of the service, I found myself alone on duty in the squadron avionic repair spaces.  I looked around;  no one was there. I found myself a screw driver and I opened one of them black boxes just to see what was in it. I had to know."
 "Do you have any idea what I found in there?" I asked him, in a hushed, conspirational tone as I furtively glanced around to see if anybody might be listening.
By now he was spell-bound and thought I was going to let him in on some great military secret.
Then I said, "Well when I opened up that black box,
 I found an itty-bitty witch doctor sticking pins into birds;  that is what makes helicopters fly."

(It's the itty-bitty witch doctor who lives inside the center of the black box.)

Incidentally, after the atomic bomb testing, they had to re-name the island. 
It is now called Am-ka because they blew the "chit" out of it.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

"We are the men of MAG 16"

CAUTION!  CONTAINS RUDE AND CRUDE LANGUAGE!

Apologies up front to any Army or Green Beret folks offended by this song.

Please enjoy it simply for the humor of it.

This is something Jim Hatch III, squadron mate of mine in Viet Nam, wrote
in response to the Barry Sadler song "Green Beret."
This was written in Hue Phu Bai by Hatch in the fall of 1966. Squadron HMM-161, 1st Marine Air Wing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjxZbCTUNFk

Just to balance things out, here is a humorous you-tube selection that is not particularly complementary to the Marine Corps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHL0ZjgVxt0&feature=related

enjoy

Thursday, December 15, 2011

@#$%^%!  technology!
I had this video posted twice, but it dropped off somehow,
so I have tried again
(see below)

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Charlie wishes the whole world Christmas Cheer

OK, Somehow two of the same video got posted. You see the flashing lights on Charlie's blades, which sort of look like the blades are turning. For you perfectionists, yes, they seem to be turning backwards.  This is acceptable seeing how it took hours on a ten foot ladder in the freaking freezing cold to get that far. 
Just love it as it is, as we do.

Note the row of Christmas stockings over the banner with a nice silvery garland placed by a little elf named Jonnie.  The cargo hold is overflowing with presents onto the ground.  there are lighted up presents inside, with an interior light showing more of the presents. The bicycle will go to a granddaughter soon. The snow toys may get borrowed to go to our local sledding hill if we get some significant snow soon,
which has not been happening lately.
Not too visible on Charlie's nose is a great big red nose. 

 "Rudolf" Charlie brings cheer to the people passing by. We have had a lot of nice comments. 
 This is lots of fun.
If you look carefully you can see a lighted up Santa face in the pilot's window.


Yes, that is a Mickey Mouse in Santa clothing.
In the picture below you can see we put a large Star of Bethlehem far above the rotor head.

Who says a helicopter cannot be all things to all people.  Just ask the troops who lived in the field in
Viet Nam if the helicopters did not seem to everything to them at times.

From "Rudolf" Charlie and the H-34 crew:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone.

God bless the whole world, no exceptions!

Thursday, December 8, 2011


Last week we finally got three of the rotor blades attached to old Charlie.  She is really looking like a real
H-34 now. The forth blade is ready to go, but the building is in the way.  perhaps we will attach it anyway, but simply leave it folded into the blade saddle on the tail, hangar deck style. Those suckers are HEAVY and it took four of us to lift them into place. It makes you wonder how the crew chiefs did it in Viet Nam, usually only two guys working together.  I guess they were younger and tougher than we are now, think?

Last time we had Charlie out for a Veterans Day display, we brought her back into her nest nose first. 
Now the MARINES side is showing to the street.

Fortunately, Tim Adams gave us plenty of parts to make the "picture" complete;  the only thing missing is that we need one more taper pin to secure the top of the last blade.  Anybody got an old taper pin lying around in your garage or shop?  I think we could use an ordinary bolt for this, but the real thing would be better. Tim?

The blades overlap over our local bike path by a few inches, probably illegal or something, but so far no one has complained.  They are, after all, ten feet above the ground;  it is not like some one is going to hit them while riding by. Love this small town!

The fuzzy looking stuff on the blades is Christmas lights.  They are multi-colored and flash sequentially, sort of making it maybe kind-a-like the blades might be turning.  It looks pretty good in the dark, but does not show in daylight.  We have a big smiley Santa face in the pilots window, and the cargo hold is overflowing with presents, spilling out onto the ground.  There are lighted-up presents, and overhead inside lighting so that the cargo of toys is visible from the street.  People have actually stopped by and asked if this was part of "Toys for Tots,"  wanting to know where they can drop off toys for the local children.  We refer them to the local LIONS club which has been doing a bang-up job on the  "Toys for Tots" thing here for years and years.

(For those of you who know that T4T is a Marine Corps League proprietary effort, we know that, too, but we do not want to cause any conflict here in our small town with a great organization that is doing superb job. We are too small an organization to begin to take over what they do, even if we wanted to do so).

There is also a big lighted white "Star of Bethlehem"  about twelve feet above the rotor mast.
That was another challnge to install.  See next post for pictures of that.

Another view of Charlie with the blades attached.  Those blades will have to be folded come next May for the "LOST IN FIFTIES"  parade, and again for the 4th of July parade.  It seems we can get a crew trained and ready by then.

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This is a picture of Marty lashing the last blade to the sign standard to keep the blades from turning in high winds.  We were worried that the blades might rotate a bit and the first one might climb up the roof and then whack the building. This would not be good for the building nor the blade. Thanks Marty for that death-defying act of selflessness.

There will be more pictures soon of the Chritsmas decorations, and perhaps a short video of the rotor blade lights flashing.

Last, but not least, if , in the spirit of Christmas, you can spare a dime for an old lady helicopter in this cold and dreary season, please send it to:  (Tax deductible!)

Viet Nam Veterans of America
c/o Bill Collier
402 Sandpoint ave. no. 224
Sandpoint, ID  83864

any questions or comments, feel free to email Bill at:
captwilco@gmail.com