a bit of aviation humor

here are some bits of humor forwaded to me by former U.S. Navy diver terry Fowler:

Pilots:
They are cold, steely-eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break
things. However, they can also be very charming and personable. The average
pilot, despite sometimes having a swaggering exterior, is very much
capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These
feelings generally just don't involve anyone else.
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The ideal pilot is the perfect blend of discipline and aggressiveness.
The medical profession is the natural enemy of the aviation profession.
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It's not that all pilots are good-looking. It's just that
good-looking people seem more capable of flying.
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ONE DAY, LONG, LONG AGO, THERE WAS THIS PILOT WHO, SURPRISINGLY, WAS
NOT FULL OF SHIT,
BUT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO..............
AND IT WAS FOR JUST ONE DAY.